The Sound of Music

There are four ways to make love,
he says to the man,
you can take her
or make her
or shake her
or dance.

Well I will do all four!
says the man with success,
I will take her
and make her
and shake her
and dance.

You’re missing the point,
as he waggles his finger,
you see the–

but the music of love just then began playing,
so who cares what he and the man were just saying?

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